Not quite a tweet.

I’m not very quick to form opinions. I’m not quick to form opinions, I’m still not sure how I feel about Swiss cheese. I know deep down that it’s cheese and therefore, I should like it. I know that I love cheese, the Platonic form of cheese, but I just don’t enjoy Swiss. I’ve never, not a single time, have I put Swiss cheese in my mouth and said “this is a pleasant experience.” But I still grab a slice from the platter at every party.